Sunday, May 29, 2005

The Introduction

The Internet Presents...
Blogger.com Presents...
Push Me, Pullman
Welcome internet travelor. You may not yet be aware the exciting journey that awaits you, but be aware, an exciting journey awaits you! Through a mundane process usually reserved for mailing list signups and registration forms it is now possible, nay necessary, that I share with you my every thought and action. You may be telling yourself, "Self, that sounds too good to be true!", but you'd be wrong. Through a technology I call blogging it's as easy as sending an email, but more obnoxious because I'm sending it to the whole world!
I called it Push Me, Pullman because Pullman starts with a "p" and push me also starts with a "p". Also I wanted to draw a parallel betwixt myself and Pearl Jam... Because I like pushes? Oh, and also cause we're moving to Pullman, WA.
Wheat was voted most boring crop in or poll.
For the less traveled among you let's take a moment to discuss the setting for our blog. "[Pullman, WA is] nestled in southeastern Washington's rolling wheat fields. [It's] 24,675 residents are a mix of WSU students and faculty intertwined with [vegan hippies, backwoods survivalists, and serial killers]." (Excerpt from Pullman.com).
For those folic acid fanatics among you there's the Lentil Festival. That’s right, for one weekend in August the people of Pullman celebrate this often overlooked at Christmas cousin to the bean. You'll be amazed what some people do with lentils. For instance eat them. Just Listen.
Lentils isn't all Pullman has to offer. Oh no, there's so much more like taking digital walks. Or if walking's not your thing try standing in one place and spinning. In Pullman the imagination is limited only by what your digital camera can take a low resolution photo of.
Lentil's soluble fiber acts as a scrub brush, cleaning the digestive system.
I'm excited and I know you are! So go ahead and Bookmark your ticket to adventure.
Fact of Amazing Stupidity:
According to the bible, Esau sold his birthright for a pottage of lentils. (Genesis 25:34)
"I'll gladly pay you my birthright Tuesday for a pottage of lentils today."

Name:
C. R. Veatch
Location:
Pullman, WA
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